This relaxed-fit cotton tee carries a playful, vintage-style print that celebrates sharp wit over physical exertion. The design centers on a wise, slightly grumpy elder figure with the line: “Too old to fight, too slow to run, but I can still win an argument.” Warm, muted tones and textured lettering give the graphic a nostalgic, hand-printed feel that sits naturally on the chest. Wear it to spark laughs at family gatherings, to slip on for low-key outings, or to add personality to quiet weekends. The breathable medium-weight cotton and classic crew neck keep comfort front and center, while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it an easy, irritation-free pick for everyday wear.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
This relaxed-fit cotton tee carries a playful, vintage-style print that celebrates sharp wit over physical exertion. The design centers on a wise, slightly grumpy elder figure with the line: “Too old to fight, too slow to run, but I can still win an argument.” Warm, muted tones and textured lettering give the graphic a nostalgic, hand-printed feel that sits naturally on the chest. Wear it to spark laughs at family gatherings, to slip on for low-key outings, or to add personality to quiet weekends. The breathable medium-weight cotton and classic crew neck keep comfort front and center, while the tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape make it an easy, irritation-free pick for everyday wear.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner labels and DTG for main graphic for crisp, detailed artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified with tear-away label and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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