A soft, sturdy tee that brings a wink and a smile. The front shows a wide-eyed, bespectacled turtle with playful hair and the phrase “I’M NOT OLD! I JUST NEED SOME WD-40 AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE,” turning quiet confidence and wry humor into wearable personality. The medium-weight cotton holds vivid DTG/DTF prints crisply while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Wear it to lighten a workshop afternoon, at family gatherings, or when you want a gentle, self-aware laugh. The fabric feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, and thoughtful details — tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® certification — make it an easy, lasting pick for someone who values comfort and character.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed, reinforced collar for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main art for crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- Made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
A soft, sturdy tee that brings a wink and a smile. The front shows a wide-eyed, bespectacled turtle with playful hair and the phrase “I’M NOT OLD! I JUST NEED SOME WD-40 AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE,” turning quiet confidence and wry humor into wearable personality. The medium-weight cotton holds vivid DTG/DTF prints crisply while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable. Wear it to lighten a workshop afternoon, at family gatherings, or when you want a gentle, self-aware laugh. The fabric feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, and thoughtful details — tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® certification — make it an easy, lasting pick for someone who values comfort and character.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed, reinforced collar for shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main art for crisp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safety
- Made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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